Not happy with your current pediatrician? Looking for a change and some cutting edge treatments? These two ladies have just formed their own practice would love to try their untested and untrained skills on your babies!
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| Your baby will be treated to a full examination while laying naked on the floor. |
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| Vaccinations via the eyeball or tear duct training? You'll have to stop by to find out! |
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| Remember how your parents threatened to wash your mouth out with soap? The youngest doctor can take care of that at the clinic! |
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| As a bonus, she'll even wash your baby's belly button out with soap! |
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| Your babies will be carried upside down by their feet and placed on a table top next to what appears to be a cadaver. |
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| Cleanliness is key - your baby will be completely sanitized while laying on top of the cadaver. |
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| After the examination by the sisters is complete, your baby will be carried overhead back to you. And the best part is...you can pay these doctors in fruit snacks!! |
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